List Forty.

Top Ten Reasons Claire is Cool Enough to Write Lists on this Blog:

1. She has never seen Astra naked.
2. Her nose is pert.
3. She once sang "Happy Birthday" to Albert Belle.
4. You might not know this, but she is short.
5. She is really into nationalism.
6. She has lots of rocks.
7. Her hair is pretty cool.
8. She is an award winner.
9. Her mother looks like Peggy Hill.
10. Only she can prevent forest fires.