Top 10 reasons why Laura is cool enough to write Lists for this blog:
1. She steals Sperm Donor Advertisements from the T.
2. She has met Tron Guy.
3. Her favorite variety of fish paste is Lizardfish paste.
4. Luigi > Mario.
5. Her favorite vagina related song is "New Vagina" by the Bloodhoud Gang.
6. Despite (or maybe because of) being a vegetarian, she thinks food tastes better if it is shaped like or resembles an animal. Preferably a cute animal. Examples of this include Gummi bears, Hello-Kitty noodles, and Mrs Butterworth.
7. She has met Bob Dole.
8. When she is not Laura, she is actually George, and we all know girls with boy names are kinda cool.
9. She filed her taxes on April 14th at 4pm.
10. She can weld.
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