The Top Ten Ways to Avoid Being Sunburned this Summer:
1. Always stand under a cloud.
2. Replace your skin with those sun visors for car windshields.
3. Have an umbrella surgically implanted in your skull.
4. Rebuild the ozone layer.
5. Eat sunscreen for breakfast.
6. Get bitten by a vampire.
7. Take up knitting.
8. Dig a hole to China.
9. Construct a covered walkway from your front door to anywhere you might possibly ever go.
10. Run for President and, upon your victory, declare a War on Cancer and nuke the sun.
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