List Thirty Nine.

A list of high-priced real estate if we lived in the world of cockroaches:

1. Under kitchen sinks.
2. Ramshackle buildings.
3. Sewer drains.
4. Garbage cans.
5. Darkened corners of garages.
6. Backyard compost piles.
7. Behind cardboard boxes in closets.
8. Basements of any sort.
9. Between stacks of cinder blocks.
10. With the boogeyman.