List Thirty Seven.

A list of marvelously useless microcosmic actions:

1. Searching the term "google" on google.
2. Inviting yourself to an instant message chat.
3. Auto-cannibalism.
4. Spraying perfume on a bottle of perfume.
5. Doctors making appointments to see a doctor.
6. High-fiving an overhanging sign with the sole word "five" as its message.
7. Punching a bowl of punch.
8. Placing a toaster inside of an oven.
9. Visiting the "ATM machine."
10. Writing lists about lists.