A List of Things That Aren't As Cool As Panda Bear's album "Person Pitch":
1. Harry Potter.
2. Any other CD that's come out before, during or after 2007.
3. All of the icebergs in the Northern and Southern hemispheres.
4. That feeling of catching that pesky mosquito which has been plaguing you all night.
5. Marrying your true love.
6. Having a child with your true love.
7. Understanding the meaning of life.
8. Hanging out with God at the local supermarket.
9. Handing out with Satan at the local supermarket.
10. Finding that person who was your total arch nemesis in grade school and finding out that, not only are they a useless drug addict, but they actually secretly looked up to you and were a rotten communicator of his/her admiration for you. And then spitting on their face. After standing in front of them and making out with your movie star boy/girlfriend.
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