Top Secret Salad Gnome: List Fifty Seven.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

List Fifty Seven.

A list of suggested domain names suggested to me, J. Astra Brinkmann, over at godaddy.com.

1. www.TheAstraCasino.com
2. www.TheBrinkmannGas.com
3. www.AstraZenGuide.com
4. www.SuperBrinkmann.com
5. www.YourBrinkmannGrill.com
6. www.TheAstraVentures.com
7. www.BestBrinkmannPartner.com
8. www.TheBrinkmannSchwarzwald.com
9. www.AstraBrinkmannWorld.com (why did this take so long to get to?)
10. www.AstraDirect.com

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Everyone likes lists, right?

But for your entertainment, here is a list of people that don't like lists:

1. Casper, the Friendly Ghost - in Ghostland, there's no internet, ability to hold a pen & write on paper, and memory is too fleeting to hold for terribly long.
2. Archie - He can only get up to two because it's always between Veronica or Betty and boy, does he not like saying who gets the first spot.
3. Napoleon - not the one that you are thinking, but the third. His hatred of lists is often called "The Napoleon III Complex."
4. Bono - if he is not number one, even if the the list is "Who Has The Dumbest Sunglasses," he gets cranky.
5. The Grim Reaper - everyone always wants to know when they are going to die and in what order and frankly, that takes the fun out of it.
6. James McCutcheon - some guy in Idaho whose mother was killed by a list.
7. Christopher Columbus - really, he only hates shopping lists. He usually forgets oranges and that makes his wife mad.
8. Franz Liszt - this one is self explanatory.
9. Captain Kirk - they just have no use in the future.
10. Pluto - he never got over why Goofy is a dog but gets to act as a human... so what's the compelling argument to make a list if no one thinks that you're a person?

These are the only people that don't like lists. Be happy you are not one of them!

I like birds - A Short Essay by J. Astra Brinkmann

Don't you? Personally, I think that owls are the best. But lately, I am partial to pigeons. Why? Probably because they are everywhere and it's nice to feel happy all of the time, especially when that feeling is inspired by a ratty bird. Did you know that a pigeon is pretty much just a dove colored in with markers? In fact, since the world is clearly lacking enough pigeons, the next time you see a dove, you should woo it into your hands and color in its feathers with whatever markers that you have. You'll be glad that you did!

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Saturday, October 18, 2008

List Fifty Seven.

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