Sunday, December 16, 2007

List Twenty One.

A list of methods of transportation to avoid:

1. Any of the following rivers: Styx, Phlegethon, Lethe, Cocytus, and Acheron.
2. Two-toed sloths.
3. Any untested time machine.
4. Cars missing their engines.
5. Bikes missing their brakes.
6. Amelia Earhart's Lockheed 10E.
7. The Titanic.
8. Skydiving without a parachute
9. With your diarrhetic
10. AND FINALLY THE WORST OF ALL - THE STUPID GREYHOUND BUS SYSTEM BECAUSE THEY TAKE FOREVER AND ALWAYS BREAK DOWN.

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