List Twenty One.

A list of methods of transportation to avoid:

1. Any of the following rivers: Styx, Phlegethon, Lethe, Cocytus, and Acheron.
2. Two-toed sloths.
3. Any untested time machine.
4. Cars missing their engines.
5. Bikes missing their brakes.
6. Amelia Earhart's Lockheed 10E.
7. The Titanic.
8. Skydiving without a parachute
9. With your diarrhetic
10. AND FINALLY THE WORST OF ALL - THE STUPID GREYHOUND BUS SYSTEM BECAUSE THEY TAKE FOREVER AND ALWAYS BREAK DOWN.

List Twenty (for Claire).

A list of Justin Timberlake lyrics that are either ridiculous or unnecessary:

1. I think she's ready to blow / Must be my future sex love sound
2. They call me candle guy / simply because I am on fire
3. When you cheated girl / My heart bleeded girl
4. Let's watch Sex and the City or Desperate Housewives / Simon says touch yours while you touch mine
5. Ridin' in the drop top with the top down / Saw you switchin' lanes girl
6. Hi my name is Bob and I work at my job
7. In the mall kids, "that's how the chain glow" / Point to her they say, "wow, it's the same glow" / Point to me I say, "yeah, it's the same dough"
8. Said the air is thick / it's smelling right / So you pass to the left and you sail to the right
9. When you took my hand up so calm / Touched it to your cherry lip balm
10. I wanna be your lake / for your bay / And any problems that you have / I wanna wash 'em away