Wednesday, April 1, 2009

List Sixty Six.

A list of why lists suck:

1. They're close-minded.
2. They're just too short.
3. And if they're long, they're wayyy too long.
4. I bet they beat their children.
5. And they murder the most defenseless and adorable kittens.
6. Only jerky people like them.
7. They never take baths, so they smell bad.
8. They still believe in Santa Claus.
9. They stole my boyfriend.
10. JUST KIDDING!!!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!!!!