List Fifty Four.

A list of books Lillian Jackson Braun would write if she were no longer a technophobe* and wished to change her demographic to cater to a hipper audience:

1. The Cat Who Always Blogged About It.
2. The Cat Who Can Has Cheezburger.
3. The Cat Who Was On A Reality TV Show.
4. The Cat Who Still Used Napster.
5. The Cat Who Only Drank Soymilk Because It Was Afraid Of The Hormones Found In Cow's Milk.
6. The Cat Who Preferred Facebook To Myspace.
7. The Cat Who Was On My Stuff.**
8. The Cat Who Never Missed An Episode Of Grey's Anatomy.
9. The Cat Who Could Text Faster Than It Could Speak.
10. The Cat Who Bought An iPhone.

*she apparently writes all of her novels on a typewriter.
**really clever, don't you think?