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Best Not Appropriate for Work Spam Subject Lines (Part I):

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List Fifty One

Top Ten Non-Violent but Satisfying Things to do to People You Don't Like

1. Unfriend them on your social networking site of choice.
2. Spray paint them.
3. Send them a singing telegram delivered by a clown.
4. Make a deal with Zeus so that it always rains on their parade..
5. Teach their cat how to talk.
6. Fill their gas tank with tarantulas.
7. Program their computer to play Beyonce without cessation every time it is powered on.
8. Rig it so that on Halloween, all the houses they go to are only dispensing candy corn.
9. Tell them Santa Claus isn't real.
10. Switch their vegetarian chili for beef stew, or, switch their beef stew for vegetarian chili.

List Fifty

pornos that maureen dowd (or myself) might buy, if they existed, which they should, i must admit:

1. the new york times presents a very special night with frank rich
2. ferryboat to scum island
3. animal cracker orgy disaster
4. twelve penises fight over one lonely vagina
5. lobbyists who dare!
6. i left my heart in rhodesia: a child sex slave case study
7. cocked: an ode to dennis farina
8. yellow rose of sex-as
9. trannies grannies, and dolphins: the golden girls wild seaworld adventure
10. department of the treasury gets down and dirty

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A list of items that mayonnaise could be a stunt double for:

1. Cake icing.
2. Sour milk.
3. Toothpaste.
4. Grout.
5. Lubricant.
6. Deoderant.
7. Sunscreen.
8. Snot.
9. Claymation Santa mustache.
10. Unicorn hairspray.

List Forty Eight

Items confiscated by the police from the backseat of Lil Jon's pimped out ride:

1. The Complete Idiots Guide to Baby Massage
2. Several bottles of vintage Cabernet Sauvignon
3. A feathered head-dress
4. A Dictionary
5. Lil Wayne
6. Lil Bo
7. Lil Kim
8. Lil Romeo
9. Lil Weezy
10. Salad Tongs

List Forty Seven

Words that pair well with the Suffix "-ista"

1. Car Washista
2. Jellybeanista
3. Scientologista
4. Genghis Khanista
5. Pepperonista
6. Whooping Coughista
7. Alabamista
8. Pedophilista
9. Jeep Grand Cherrokista
10. Taoista

List Forty Six

The Top Ten Images that Appear when One Searches for "Anything" on Google Images (can you spot the NSFW?):

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